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new haircut [Jun. 24th, 2009|12:34 am]
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Funny final story [Jun. 4th, 2009|07:07 pm]
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So today I had my second to last final, a presentation with a group. I woke up late and texted my partner to let him know I would be a few minutes.

[As some of you know, the dream the night before the final about being late to the final, always keeps you up the night before the final. Last night I did not have that dream, hence the waking up late (in this case causation and correlation are equal).]

Anyways after getting to class a few minutes late, we are getting ready to present but the guy that put the powerpoint together is not there. He had emailed the group the final that morning and then emailed us and the professor that he could not make it, he was too sick.

So we present and all pass the class.

When I returned home to regroup, and brush my teeth, I checked my email to see what the absent guy had to say. He mentioned flu like symptomes and asked for the teachers forgiveness, and said he would come in sometime next week if necessary.

Because I was tired and the guy had never really pissed me off, I emailed the professor on absent guys behalf, explaining that he was an awesome partner and we could not have done the presentation today without him, and to not punish the kid academically for feeling ill.

My response from the teacher was the following:

Good Afternoon Deanna:

No problem.  Absent boy will not be "punished academically".

Have you give any thought to getting an MBA and going into the business aspects of chemistry rather than working in a lab?  Either way you will be successful.

Cheers


 I just wanted to let you all laugh at the idea of me running a chemical company and getting an MBA

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Funny things happen when you are bored [May. 16th, 2009|02:57 pm]
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So.....
I am going to apply for a PhD program AND I am going to apply for a position with the FBI.


Dude... I am an FBI agent.

Well maybe one day.
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(no subject) [Apr. 13th, 2009|12:48 am]
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For those of you that care:

The wedding (renewal of vows) is officially on!
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A story about cats in my apt complex, because I have had a coctail, and its funny [Apr. 11th, 2009|01:34 am]
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So in our apartment complex people like to let their cats run around. Jared and I smoke downstairs a lot so we have become familiar with them, and this is their story.

the characters:

Mustache Cat: black and white, lots of fur and only half a mustache.
Cat Dog: a marble brown cat that has a short stubby tail, hence the name
tripod: guess why he has that name
blackie: again guess why
fatty: we really make fun of him because he is a fat cat that does not get out of the way when you are driving down the alley
spy cat: he is a recent addition, I have only spotted him twice, he is black marble with white socks. His name comes from the fact that when I first   spotted him he was crawling on his belly, quickly, across the driveway, and was not spotted again until today. (I am sure that Jared thinks that he is a figment of my imagination)
decoy cat: tonight was his premier . He looks a lot like spy cat, except that decoy cat has a white belly.

the story:
All cats are up to no good. I am not paranoid its just common knowledge. With the appearence of spy cat, my interest in their foul play was heightened, just like the punk kid that shows up in Saks fifth ave. Tonight as I was smoking with Jared I noticed spy cat and blackie near the pool up to no good. As soon as I notice them, spy cat quickly, and low to the ground as usual, scampers away. I try to get Jared to see him, but I am too late. About 5 minutes later Jared says, " look spy cat!" I turn quickly because it is not like spy cat to show himself. It is not spy cat. I am decieved at first, but his gait is wrong, and his coloring is slightly off. I deduce that it is infact not spy cat, but it is his decoy! I announce to Jared that it is not spy cat beczuse spy cat does not have white fur on his belly. Then I come to the conclusion that spy cat must have murdered mustache cat ( he has not been seen in some time) and has taken control of the community cats.
I fear for the mice.
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(no subject) [Mar. 30th, 2009|02:47 pm]
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I think that I may have found a program that I use at school that would KILL MY MAC. I am glad that I did not put it on there earlier.

For those geeky types, I am running a simulation at breakneak speed and has the whole computer dedicated to this process and it took over 1 hour! Goddamn
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For your reading pleasure the MSNBC account of Kraimer vs Stewart [Mar. 13th, 2009|11:15 am]
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29666141/
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2009|07:59 pm]
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So when I was in Chicago I paid over $6 for a pack of smokes. It wasn't what I wanted to pay but I realized I was in a different state with different taxes and such. But now I just bought a pack for about $5.50.

My question is, at what price do you just say fuck it, I quit smoking?
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Time Change [Mar. 10th, 2009|10:55 am]
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While I love that the time changes back in the spring to what I like, more sun at night, it takes me a while to actually work with it. i.e. I can not seem to get up on time for the last 2 days and it sucks. Hopefully tomorrow will be right.
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a curious thing [Feb. 27th, 2009|12:51 am]
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So I was at my friends house today and she just got all of her shit out of storage and she found her life "goals" that she made about 8 years ago when she was in high school.

My favorite one, and one that I wished I had thought of was:

I want to ride a giraffe

awesome


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