|A story about cats in my apt complex, because I have had a coctail, and its funny
||[Apr. 11th, 2009|01:34 am]
So in our apartment complex people like to let their cats run around. Jared and I smoke downstairs a lot so we have become familiar with them, and this is their story.|
Mustache Cat: black and white, lots of fur and only half a mustache.
Cat Dog: a marble brown cat that has a short stubby tail, hence the name
tripod: guess why he has that name
blackie: again guess why
fatty: we really make fun of him because he is a fat cat that does not get out of the way when you are driving down the alley
spy cat: he is a recent addition, I have only spotted him twice, he is black marble with white socks. His name comes from the fact that when I first spotted him he was crawling on his belly, quickly, across the driveway, and was not spotted again until today. (I am sure that Jared thinks that he is a figment of my imagination)
decoy cat: tonight was his premier . He looks a lot like spy cat, except that decoy cat has a white belly.
All cats are up to no good. I am not paranoid its just common knowledge. With the appearence of spy cat, my interest in their foul play was heightened, just like the punk kid that shows up in Saks fifth ave. Tonight as I was smoking with Jared I noticed spy cat and blackie near the pool up to no good. As soon as I notice them, spy cat quickly, and low to the ground as usual, scampers away. I try to get Jared to see him, but I am too late. About 5 minutes later Jared says, " look spy cat!" I turn quickly because it is not like spy cat to show himself. It is not spy cat. I am decieved at first, but his gait is wrong, and his coloring is slightly off. I deduce that it is infact not spy cat, but it is his decoy! I announce to Jared that it is not spy cat beczuse spy cat does not have white fur on his belly. Then I come to the conclusion that spy cat must have murdered mustache cat ( he has not been seen in some time) and has taken control of the community cats.
I fear for the mice.